Jefferson Carter
	Anubis After a hard day at the office you play a game with the kids, making them sit cross-legged under a blanket while you use toothpicks & super glue to stiffen your face into a vulpine mask. Imagine their surprise when you claw a hole in the blanket & stare down at them, Anubis, jackal-headed god of the underworld, the dining room chandelier blazing around his head.