Tad Richards

This is the last one, so
there can’t be any harm in
reading it all the way through.

Honest. After this one,
it all changes. There’ll be dividends,
ROI, laddering, quarterly statements.

A cooking segment, eels
on a hot skillet, kelp tendrils.
It’ll get better. Honest.

Just read this one. Then
the Painter of Lights. Autographed.
Many appreciate

in value. Information
deemed reliable, but not
guaranteed. Thank you

for your time. It gets better.